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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
Helloooo! Today we will be preparing a wonderfully classic dish: Pig's head, braised in the liqour of its own head for 14 hours. Bon appetite!
whoa!
For those about to bird: We salute you!
someday i will be vice principal
Iced Tea! Free refills!! (those found abusing the free refills will have their fingernails removed.)
married, white female seeks M/F laundry fetishist who wants to take care of my hot, massive loads of towels, whites, linens, jeans, etc. Fabric softener a plus. No fatties
M&M have you ever had M+Ms? they are pretty good.
Hello! Welcome to my new cooking show, "Making a Giant Fucking Mess with Natalie!"
hellery
do you need paper towels?
don't ring don't ring don't ring don't ring...
What is for dinner? FROZEN ASS CHICKEN.
i don't care if my socks do not match.
Sorry, no ice cubes allowed anwhere in this house.
PEEPLE The Cardinal: Most Fuckable State Bird
Oh, gosh... is this a sauce pot full of brown, alcoholic-smelling sludge?
i am the only person i know who can inadvertently put three contact lenses in at once.
it's cool. Nobody can see me eat this chicken leg. Visi-vegan: noun. Someone who is only interested in the rights of livestock when it is socially advantageous.
helloooo!
(personification of your attitude problem) BLAMING AN ENTIRE GENDER FOR YOUR INABILITY TO SUSTAIN AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP IS STUPID. THROW ROCKS AT IT.
Kweeeeeesh!
mmm noodlesss
beep bop boop DO NOT FORGET TO WATCH THE REMAKE OF "CASINO ROYALE" COMING THIS NOVEMBER BEEP!
Never trust a bird.
SAVE CHESTER a cookie.
red Playdoh is not that fun anymore.
Sup, stoner. i'm not a stoner! Heh. Tell that to the nug stuck to your dress. Dammit.
don't look at me.
... and then they lived crappily ever after. The End. STORY
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
