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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
boyfriend... i want a booooyfrieeend!... and a WEDDING! i wanna get a boyfriend and MARRY him!!
Ha, ha!! Now your pee stinks!
Who do i gotta fuck to get a decent cantaloupe around here?
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i know we have something special, Honey Nut Cheerio, but i think we need to break up before i start going bald from malnutrition.
Now, to recreate this look, you'll need our all-over foundation/bronzer duo, the Eyewow brand press-on eyebrows, our Eyeshadow Fantastic Quad, the advanced eyelash kit, the Mega Pink blush, the Fushia Rage lipstick and liner team, Slimymouth Gloss, and some spray fixative with optional finishing powder. It's a GREAT everyday look.
Bees aren't disappearing, they've just regrouped to form MEGABEE.
crap.
Kiwi, of all the fruits, you look most like a disembodied testicle.
Raaar... Eggzilla!
DON'T GET YOUR HAIR WET!! feel free to squash the crap out of it, though.
blaarrgh...
hello
Hello? Happy Garden? Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery, please.. One duck... General Tso's chicken... Mongolian beef... some pork lo mein... orange beef... wor su gai... cashew chicken... 3 wonton soups... fried rice... 7 eggrolls, and that's it. What? no, i'm not having a party. I'm grocery shopping!
HELLO! I'M A OL' RASPBERROH!
Nothing ticks me off more than when the weather report says it's gonna rain, then it just doesn't.
I'm a swimsuit model.
What does Chester want? cookie NAP! take a crap (on kitchen floor) shed on you walk take a crap
it looks a little jacked now, but i'm sure this cardigan will fit fine once i block it.
PURSE EXCUSE OF THE DAY: "I got my other purse on sale, so it was okay to go ahead and get this one"
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GRAPS
I'M COMING TO GETOHS!
i ruin everything.
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it, shake it, shake it!
Have you seen my pretzels? Yup... Bank was just here, and forclosed the crap outta them.
TOUCH MY BEE.
Oh, god... what's that on my back?!? LUMP ON BACK? This can be one of 7 things: -skin cancer -shoulderblade cancer -external spine cancer -lower neck cancer -malignant back -parasite (guinea worm, etc.) -zit (keep touching it all day until it gets infected and pops to diagnose.)
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (breathe) BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK, etc. BARKY Dear Neighbors, We all hate your fucking barky dog. Please shut him up. Love- Everyone in a 3-block radius who can hear.
QUAB!
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
