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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
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duck hes coming for your face
first place biggest dick and not in a good way
id like to invite you to read my blog i thing youll find that i offer a fresh perspective on linking the same news stories as everyone else and writing hysterical articles about science articles i misread
you get nothing
not extinct just hiding from your dumb ass
aw come on lets hug it out
can i borrow 20 bucks just say no to bears
bath robe all day
i love you this much
no you can have any of my pistachios i just painstakingly counted out the 30 i am allowed to have go count your own
this new thing catchphrase inoffensive cute furry 12.99 if you loved your kid theyd already have one
our top story tonight everything is totally fine from now on we will not be broadcasting news just puppy videos
take a five minute break from driving chalupas into your gut and eat some fucking vegetables for once
a week of fake noses now we can all die because humanity has finally reached the zenith of accomplishment
pro tip pry open the pistachios that havent opened all the way with the shell of the pistachio you just ate
i am going to start a business its gonna be so cool i am gonna have a cupcakery and also sell aprons and crafts and on the weekend i am going to have pole dancing lessons and it is just gonna be for us girls yeah i am so liberated
i dont know what i am supposed to do in response to peoples constant updates of their comings and goings
i knew if i swam around long enough id make it to a lake of vodka
designer dog 3800.00
republican or democrat i want to kowtow to corporations that dont even pay taxes no me me let me kowtow i wanna kowtow i love corporations it doesnt matter they are both motherfuckers who dont care about you
i cant walk its often said that hemlines are shorter when the economy is good and longer when the economy is doing poorly
she prolly doesnt want to go out with you because youre insufferably pedantic its probably not prolly yeah good luck with that
im gonna put ketchup on my hotdog and if you dont like it you can kiss my ass
you smell like bandaids
enjoy your skin cancer bighead
but i have so much fiber and vitamins
lets talk about how hot it is over and over and oever until we're all fucking dead
when i die i am leaving you my cryogenically frozen head
your towels stink
eels like snakes only wet and nasty
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec







