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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
oh no i must not have been clear when i explained it you dont dress up and get candy on halloween you dress up and collect candy to give to me to offset the cost of your costume
wooo im not real
whats up you cold or something
im done carving the pumpkin
i cant stop cramming oranges into my dumb face
you want some yogurt apparently thats some seriously healthy shit
do you like my giant shiny teeth
lets me not friends
my slippers are really stinky
get a sleeping cap your hair stays so clean and is so nice in the morning plus if all of you get one i will feel like i am not so freakishly unsexy wearing mine
stop looking at me
dont touch me
i want a bra like this one only i want it to cost $60 and the wire to pop out the first time i wash it sure thing coming right up
no plants horrible at taking care of plants try no plants
getting hassled people all up in your face salespeople all spraying perfume in your grill middle school football players wanting you to buy candybars dentist wanting you to schedule your next cleaning 6 months in advance tell them to get fucked get fucked guarantted to shut it down ever time
yeah i used to have dreams then i lived in the world for awhile so long wildest dreams week
what did you dream about last night wainbow shoes rainbow shoes yes
the daily post scientists find that mashed potatoes and noodles are the healthiest foods you could possibly eat you should really eat nothing but noodles and mashed potatoes says harvard scientist
dog giant hamburger
welcome to the world population 1
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oh my god i want to be an airplane can i be an airplane its wildest dreams week
excuse me i am not hair soap i am $35 hair soap
if you think that carrot cake is good for you because it has the word carrot in its name youd be totally and completely wrong in every way
um no you need to get your own box ass
horrifying thought of the day laying on the floor of the gym with nothing between you and the floor i can feel myself getting scabies
congratulations upstairs mr fish you have outlasted downstairs mr fish and are now the only fish in the house
im not trying to be cruek here fish but i see that you are thinking about dying and being weird about it you live on the kitchen table though and it is making mealtimes awkward i think youre just malingering frankly
to do draw a dick its been awhile
yay dirt
time out for a venn diagram you internet people love those right i dont care i dont care i double dont care
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec









