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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
i hope yall are in the mood for butt hurt cause i got enough for everybody
time out for learning backpack backpack ass
well that was a pleasant nature walk
before the internet i hate cats hmmmm later weird its a letter from someone i dont know saying that they like cats
ok margaret who is the most fuckable guy according to our survey participants my dad
the kfc double down star wars mega meal deal is full of win what she means to say i do not have an opinion about the KFC double own but i read about it on the internet i am going to disguise my lack of anything add by just saying the first thing that comes to mind its kind of like tourettes only the stuff i blurt out is totally boring and meaningless
the itsy bitsy spider an analysis the spider the spider symbolizes the proletariat and his ongoing struggle against the bourgeoisie the waterspout the waterspout is the myth of equality and the american dream the spider continues to doggedly scale its heights only to be denied the fruits of his hard work the rain the rain is the bourgeoisie impeding the progress of the spider and standing between him and his ultimate goal of true freedom and equality the rain also embodies mans inhumanity to man the sun the sun is the easing of difficult working and living conditions it provides false hope for the spider prolonging his struggle
im not a malcontent im just perfectly happy hating everything
centerfold questionnaire name natalie age 30 location ohio turn ons the heat death of the universe turn offs humanity favorite pastimes listening to leonard cohen by myself
my dogs pretty much regular dogs eat dog food shit outside try to get on furniture shed on everything and yet they seem to be more interesting to people than anything else i have to say whoo hoo
i am the president of horsegirls for the equal distribution of horses and i am fed up with waiting for my pony i am thirty eight years old where is my horse
wow you look fabulous whats your secret oh i just dont eat food it works really well unless you get kwashiorkor instead of marasmus
what happened i had some cheesecake pancakes what no thats not how nutrition works
yall need t get out of my zoo i am prepared to stand here and masturbate throw up and eat my own throw up until you guys get out of my face
i love you i love you too brain parasite
ok looking good number 8 good form good definition one last thing before we have you send up number 9 what is your favorite book
uhscuse me may i go in your yard please my lacwoss ball went over th fence the worst thing that has ever happened in my boring neighborhood
hey man heres a flyer for my bands gig tonight oh yeah its going to be awesome hold up i will give you a copy of our new disc i think youll dig it see you tonight dude horrible indie rock band a chick in some moisturizer and an old sweater sings under her breath about boys
i can see your penis no i cant just kidding
dont worry theres always tomorrow usually
well theres nothing we can do about the diaper rash those are caused by a vast right wing conspiracy involving multi national corporations and the US nave no wait diaper rashes are caused by vaccines yeah thats it anyway the real problem with your kid is that she is not very notable
i'm sorry but i just cant laugh at the some lolcat joke after hearing it 87000 times especially since it wasnt even funny the first 86999 times
if you think to yourself i need to have a cat wedding your second thought should be i need to refill my antipsychotics
hey your hair is read hold that thought and come outside with me i have a prototype outside of a car that runs off people stating the obvious maybe you can help me solve the energy crisis
holy shit im trippin balls
diet coke serpent
it's cinco de mayo everyone and you know what that means it's the fifth of may
move along people just a giant peanut nothing to see here
i am the best bubblegum bubble blower
check out my guns
put the laundry away baby you dont need no clean socks its flipflop season
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
