Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

sorry dead petstore fish no dignity for you

09-30-11

float and rot til the tank filter gets ya

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oh my goodness it seems that my bun has fallen all the way off

09-29-11

gosh i wonder how that happened

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the older i get the more coffee i need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning

09-28-11

i need about a kiddie pool of coffee straight to my dome every morning

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lookin good

09-27-11

lookin good lookin good

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thanks for meeting up today we need to decide the next baking trend cupcakes are getting passe hmmm how about jiffy cornbread

09-26-11

we need to find a baked good to overhype so people keep thinking its precious when we cook

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pet sounds

09-25-11

chester covers pet sounds

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can you cool it with the beaver jokes already

09-24-11

aw come on just one more beaver joke

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i got your test results back im sorry to be the one to tell you this but youre completely full of shit

09-23-11

sorry to tell you the bad news

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get in his mouth youll be safe there

09-22-11

i dont know im skeptical

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heres the deal you can marry a rich guy and then he might go broke you can marry a cute guy and he might go to pot and start looking like shit but if you find a dude with a big dick, a big dick is forever

09-21-11

its important to give your daughter the talk

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you wake up and walk to your dresser you open a drawer to pull out clothing to wear today if you want to wear a bra turn to page 38 if you decide to not wear a bra and just fuck it and wear your pajamas all day too turn to page 143

09-20-11

i chose option 3 which is to quit reading the book

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i got a pouch

09-19-11

why did i have to learn that koalas have pouches from a childrens book

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shut up and drink your juice

09-18-11

get to chuggin already

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grill that shit

09-17-11

grilled motherfucking cheese

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thanks homeland security i feel a lot safer when you make having art supplies shipped a giant pain in the ass the terrorists will never be able to intercept my single can of mold release and use it to destroy america if it moves across the country as slowly as possible

09-16-11

i feel so freaking safe

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oh hello come on in youre just in time i just took all these popsicles out of the box have a seat and slide one of these down your gullet

09-15-11

i am like the barefoot contessa only with prepackaged food and a horrible personality

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cat with human head human with cat head where will it end

09-14-11

it will never end head switching forever

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me for president ill make sure everything is all the way fucked up

09-13-11

not just three quarters fucked up like these other jackasses

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oh yeah i breathe all day long im a total respiration geek

09-12-11

im also a blood circulating geek

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mister fish why you always gotta look at me like that

09-11-11

he looks at you like that cause he cant make any other face

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no comic today im huffing markers

09-10-11

i gotta get my jollies somehow

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i was such a great invention how did i turn into americas funniest home videos + grown men talking about little girl toys

09-09-11

one of the great mysteries of our age

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its not so much that i like working from home i have to work from home so nobody knows about the stupid screwed up faces i need to make in order to get anything done

09-08-11

i have to avoid public ridicule you see

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i love shrimp

09-07-11

flamingos love shrimp

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grocery store strawberries dont taste like anything

09-06-11

they dont even taste like anything enough to say theyre yucky

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too cool for preschool actually im not in preschool cause im not potty trained

09-05-11

CORRECTION too incontinent for preschool

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ooooh look st me i am the super cutest fairy baby librarian in the world i am the most precious 40 year old the world has ever seen listen to my teeny mouse voice and see how i look at everything like im a little deer arent i sweet

09-04-11

awww i just want to put that menopausal hipster in my pocket

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i have no idea what i would do with the super mega ultra pack of markers but that doesnt mean i dont have to stop myself from buying them every time i see them

09-03-11

damn computer drawing

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i know i have to share my one bedroom apartment with 4 other people because my rent is $4000 a month but i live in new york where else could i be surrounded by so many people who are unique like me

09-02-11

where else could you shop at american apparel and do coke

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i am covered in death i feel so glamorous

09-01-11

sooooo minky and pee smelly

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