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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
i got somethin' to say! i killed your baby today! weh! weh!
i love you, natalie! i love you, too, Diet Cola. i love you so hard.
if you can breathe at all, i cordially invite you to get over here and kiss my ass.
BIRDS
in a world where the dogs have their own office chair... DOGS IN AN OFFICE CHAIR!
CONGRATULATIONS, PEA!! you are the stupidest vegetable ever!!
APPLEJUICE!!
HELLO, DICK!!
i'm sorry, dude. it's not working out, and we're gonna have to let you go.
* poof
GET ON THE PHONE
this is our next position. It's called the reverse half-standing locust. fuck that. i'm going across the street for a drink.
YES YES Y'ALL
tips
This whole time, you've been so misunderstood. Now I see how truly wonderful you are! Let's go carpetbomb Iran! Aw, yeah. I'm your POTUS baby.
NO
hello, miss panda! hi, dinosaur vice principal! we are going to Applebee's for lunch, would you like to join us? no, thank you, miss panda. i'm having panda.
... and that is how i shat on G.G. Allin's chest. would you like another cup of tea? yes, that would be lovely!
What is this rat getting ready to do? A) eat some cheese B) breed C) infest my volvo D) hang out in sewer. Answer: C
CACTUS: not much better than no cactus.
i don't want to mow the lawn.
i'm sorry i have to do this, its just that your website sucks. Well, lets see your website, then, Mr. Tastemaker. Shut up, we're not talking about me. COOL
Oh, gross. it's a spider with an egg sack. Kill it!! I'll kill it! 4 SECONDS LATER
Q: Here is a present. Can you guess what's inside? A: A bunch of little presents.
MENS FASHION!!
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec








