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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
here is your order i took it upon myself to improvise a little bit, i think youre gonna be pleasantly surprised
im too paranoid to start a fire in the fireplace
i finally have a change jug i feel so grown up
quit anthropomorphizing me im just a carrot okay
2012 2013 were all gonna die will you shut up and stop being so morbid already
do you like stuff no
im pretty sure this is the only way i could keep warm
i could never be a female bodybuilder because i would feel dumb in one of those teeny bikinis also because i have absolutely no self discipline
line up motherbitches im bout to brush all yalls shit
the worlds biggest beanbag chair im over here
worst flamingo party ever
i want tocklate milk its my favorite brown
three luscious holes
you see i see i only sold porn for a few months but it basically poisoned my brain forever
wait im stuck
if it wasnt for etsy id have to wear dumb mittens knit by my grandma instead of these cool mittens knit by someone i dont know
have you talked to your kids about pigs
your fave todays lunch cold wiener no bun
intrusive thought #652437 actually i would prefer to borrow a crayon or something if you have one
intrusive thought #2033945 chair rolls backwards i fall forwards i smack my chin on the desk and bite my tongue off
intrusive thought #8763828 the leg press machine do 3 sets of 15 reps spending the whole time imagining your feet slipping off the platform and the platform slicing the flesh from your shins as it slams back with 200 pounds of weight attached to it
stop thinking about this shit brain stop it right this second i am constantly brainstorming all the different completely unlikely ways i can accidentally maim myself
why wouldnt i feed my family mad doritos i care about nutrition and i know that doritos are a good source of corn and fake cheese two foods that are important for my family to maintain their active healthy lifestyle
congratulations old toad you are the official animal of 2012
oh my god i love soup so much
thetorical questions dont answer em
how about this one no that is a boys shirt
no
its positivity tuesday everything in the world is awesome youre gonna get everything you want everyone else is too everything is going great and just getting better you are so happy you could just shit
im actually not listening to anything i just really like it when people dont talk to me
mmmmm lunchtime
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
