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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
parasite wanted requirements purple little teeth curly tenacious must twist counter clockwise clockwise twist need not apply
excuse me where are the paper towels beats me im just LARPing
its getting a little warm in here
were all gonna die
tacoh no
i cant believe youve had a mistress this whole time well actually it was more like 9 mistresses
alright crumbs
ill be damned if old barack hussain obama is gonna tax me screw those people wanting handouts of my hard earned money this is america and i will be damned if some communist socialist nazi terrorist is going to tax away my freedom now if youll excuse me i have to drive my car on the public roads and pick my kids up from public school and return my books to the public library
the body of christ is really one of my favorite things now if yall will look under your chairs everybody in the studio is getting the holy sacrament
let me die
who are you calling a ho ho
here boy you want a shitty cookie
pucker up
ugghh too much fish
i need to go on a diet or buy a new house
bark bark bark woof grrrrark bark bark bark translation im a dumbass yall
cake vs pie if i made cake shut up and eat the cake if i made pie shut up and eat the pie
im a boy
whew its getting a little warm in here
smug as a mug
im going to lick you ok
stained glass window diet coke
fuck yeah springtime
what the tea party protesters are really trying to say no minorities get shit until i get some of this white privilege i keep hearing about bill tl/dr
no common sense
im positively teeming with bacteria FYI
even atheists love easter candy
yeah i used to be pretty cool but now im old news i was just shoved to the side for deer, now its just the horns all i hear all day is deerhorns are rad i love deerhorns blak blah blah well fuck you deet and your horns ill see you here on the island of misfit animal trends when everyone shoved you to the side in favor of gophers or some shit
i dunno man i just think you should really think about getting a little bit of neck the chicks really dig it especially when you can look at them at the movie theatre without having to hop out of your seat first
they call me strawberry because i suck
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec








