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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
im a vegan and i only eat local organic slow food and no gluten oh thats cool im starving to death
serving size one pancake my ass
im sick of myself can we please talk about bacon some more
im not listening to you youre not my boss super petulant
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
work from hom tip #298 having an ongoing how big can i make my hair contest with yourself is a good substitute for social interaction
sippy cup of unknown provenance whats inside juice from lunch water milk from dinner milk from a week and a half ago transformed into a solid sippy cup shaped lump of cheese theres only one way to figure it out
im thankfull that you put me out of my misery
just pour it directly into your face
thanksgiving originated in plymouth where the wampanoag helped the pilgrims survive by teaching them about the foods available in the area yay
yall better open mad tabs in your browser im about to microwave a smartone
the hardest part of having a kid isnt losing sleep or having to change your lifestyle or any of that the hardest part is trying to keep a straight face and ignore them when they start cussing oh shit oh shit
teenage mutant ninja turtle
your neck looks fine it doesnt look too short or anything
im not going to see 95% of my body until april thanks ohio
what are you wearing im a sexy watermelon you know that halloween was two weeks ago right fuck
kiss my ass football
work from home tip #138 you can probably hold off on that shower for another day youre not leaving the house until the weekend anyway
good morning
too soon
you flushed me now im gonna haunt you forever
gaze into my pouch of doom
dead horse
i dont want some
dont touch me
some days i just eat oatmeal
chicken eating people leg
im not drunk enough to be up here i think i am the only person who is not dying to let everyone know what a terrible singer i am
ahhh that chemical peel was just what i needed i feel so young and refreshed
thank you to whoever started sending the rachael ray magazine to my house when i say thank you i mean fuck you
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
