Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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i was in the grocery store, and saw a package of "Grapples". I grabbed it, thinking they were some kind of brocciflower hybrid, but i caught a whiff of grape soda as i was putting them in the cart. Grapples are apples soaked in artificial grape flavor. i almost barfed.

How do you like your Grean Bean Asparagus Tofu Scramble? I dunno...call me a dumb omnivore, but when did y'all decide that salt wasn't vegetarian?

MY PERSONAL AREA you belong there i belong here you belong there Don't stand in it!!

good morning

GROSS + ASSY CHERRY CORDIAL

DICKS

Lunchtime!! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

HELLO, GUYS!

...and then, he just never called me again. I thought everything was going so well, and I really liked him a lot! i told you it was a bad idea to send the love letter that said you liked him so much, you were gonna crack his ribcage open, climb in, and wear him around like a jacket.

Oh, jellyfish...I love you, too! !!!

oh, sweet! There's a glowing hamburger!

wait, i see something!! ...you're totally gullible...that'll be 75 dollars...

Aww! Look at that one! I want the hamster in the corner that is handling its own feces!

Just 20 million more stitches and i'll be done!

Oh, come on, dude! Let me go! I swear, i will bring you back a box of those fucking popsicles...DUDE! come on!

BEER

i love you, pigdog.

meow meow useless meow meow

Gimmie a hug!!

i'm here to deliver a pallet of monkeys? oh, my gosh! it's so random! Actually, this is a delivery of an order you placed...with a monkey-manufacturer...AND, not only have you been checking the tracking all day, you've been doing it in a banana dress, so this isn't random at all. Now, will you sign so i can get out of here?

You see this? You're gonna have to shed a hell of a lot more if we're gonna build that remote-controlled doghair robot you've been bitching about.

i hope you guys are ready for some pie!

NEED PUSH PLEASE HELP

this is an intervention...Give me the bath products. i don't have a problem! Get away from me!

Lip balm's the bomb. CHAPDAD

Holy shit, take the fucking Stradivarius out of your mouth!!

Ohhhh, yes...that is some kind of...smart baby. Yeah, that's it! He's very smart!

GUARD YOUR MARKERS or else!

NASTY Ear Infection Cottonball WINNER Lil Miss Grossest Thing in the Bathroom Trash 2008

MAKE YOUR PEE SMELL LIKE CEREAL B

i dunno if i like these ones either...don't you have some with broken glass or nails glued to 'em? i'm trying to WIN here. SPORT MART

Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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