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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
what are you doing in my bath
get your giant massive purse ladies carry everything you could possible ever need plus the added convenience of an emergency parachute
no ice cream
oh yah i like you the thing is i think we would be better off being just friends
well im glad i got that off my chest bye bye hate week
unchristlike christians well it says here in my bible that all those gays need to die also there isnt anything in here about using my taxes to take care of poor people and children if those people want to be educated and not starve they need to work harder dont even get me started on prisoners they need to execute them all i dont want to pay for them to sit in a cage and eat sysco food
i love olives oh wait no i dont
birds nearly as unlikable as cats
can we al at least agree that if the best contemporary culture has to offer is some 30 year old space movie with a shih tzu man we are all really and truly fucked
why are you calling me ummm i was calling to offer you a million dollars maam you need to hang up right now and send some smoke signals or something
i super hate wearing a swimsuit in public did i miss a spot when i was shaving my bikini line do i have a zit on my ass i think im the fattest one here shit i feel a weird breeze i wonder if i have a labia hanging out how can i check without people thinking i am touching myself i cant get in the water i dont know if this swimsuit will be see through when i get out shit i cant sit or i will look all rolly and get cement marks on my butt but if i just stand here people are going to stare at me and think im weird oh my god i cant breathe
cabbage please drop dead
what i only get a week i need a year or a decade
are you hiding in that blanket tent no
i may be a raving lunatic but my hair looks fucking fabulous
why did you just stick your dick in my ear what did you expect you were asking for it sitting there ears all sticking out of your head
bring me the nair its springtime and you know what that means its time to remove the seven months of body hair youve accumulated
if i see one more freaking easter egg i am going to totally lose my shit
floss them shits
dont worry fossil fuel will last forever
can i get these in extra blob
dont mind me just rubbing in my face shit
no pine no apple just a whole lot of pineapple
put stuff in it drink stuff out of it
crunch bearies
pills take them for everything tired achy sad fat bored pukey stupid old poor uptight smelly addicted to pills
hooray its spring goodbyw cold and flu season hello allergy season
neck like whaaaaaaat
yay
this sheep drawing didnt go well at all
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
