Natalie Dee archives (by month):

2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec

mmmmm move your hand a little further up yeah right there and you you move your fingers a little to my right and press near my lever real hard did you clip your nails thats very nice

03-31-10

that dummy is nasty

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do you see it back there doc what it it

03-30-10

ask not from whom the chicken comes it comes from thee

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kids kids come over here i need you all to scream i cant hear you scream louder turn up the tv screeeaaaammm

03-29-10

drop dead diego

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nooooooo

03-28-10

stop scratching your asshole and licking your fingers

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hey get your freaky face away from my damned soda you need to check yourself before i wrap you back up in the ace bandage you diet coke suckin parasitic asshole

03-27-10

you could probably get that removed you know

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just eggs americas eggporium turn here

03-26-10

turn right and climb the stairs into the chickens ass

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ok savannah ann remember its whats inside that counts now get out there and dont fuck up your beauty routine aw wight gwammaw

03-25-10

dont fuck up your beauty routine

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i got a gallon jug or hand sanitizer in the car dont make me bring it in and use it cause i totally will

03-24-10

bringing the rain of pain with my hand sanitizer

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natalie dee 1979-2058 total asshole

03-23-10

a trip to the asshole museum

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what is taking you so long in there did you buy the giant condoms again so the girl at cvs would think youre cool no

03-22-10

you cant trick the CVS girl

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excuse me do you mind? big words for smart folks

03-21-10

cant you see im reading big words

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aaaiiiieeeeekkk close the cabinets close them close them close theeeeemmmm

03-20-10

the cabinets will give me a nervous breakdown

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i have been brushing my teeth for the past 20 minutes

03-19-10

my teeth brushin muscles are all swole

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perfect

03-18-10

all the best shut ins buy their kleenex shoes online

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clean unclean clean make your dishes clean and safe then everyone will be ok

03-17-10

if the dishes are unclean everything bad is your fault

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do you mind can i have a single freaking moment alone remember wash your hair first conditioner second soap yourself third wash your face last if you mess up start over from the beginning or you will be unclean

03-16-10

do you want conditioner water flowing over your clean face like some animal

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fig 1 elbow tap fig 2 spin fig 3 clap clap clap its neurosis week

03-15-10

dont forget to wash your hands 3 times before proceeding

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the new perfume by natalie dee

03-14-10

reek b gone

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march 1998 this daylight saving time check the expiration date on your condoms after you set your clocks this message is brought to you by planned parenthood and natalie dee

03-13-10

DAYLIGHT SAVING check your condoms guys

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were number 4

03-12-10

were number 4 suckers in your face

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yay yay yay yay

03-11-10

sausage party

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cheer up shithead

03-10-10

it could be worse you could be this guy

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i hear the ice cream truck outside hurry up and give me 85 cents dont look at me boss you havent given me a dime since you started using me to hide your weed

03-09-10

save your change or you will never get anything from the ice cream truck

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whats up

03-08-10

chicken butt

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glacier hat 1299

03-07-10

penguin catalog spring 2010

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the drawing is party pig approved

03-06-10

this drawing title is party pig approved

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double jointed as fuck

03-05-10

for my next act i am going to kiss my own ass

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americans arent getting fat they are evolving to have a fleshy layer to protect against the increasing number of bullets in the environment

03-04-10

have another pint of icecream just to be safe

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oh my gosh i love tattoos i am going to get some tattoos i am going to get some stars here and a carebear on my leg and some barbed wire around my neck and a giant robot zombie right here on my arm and i am going to leave space for all my future kids names tattooed on me too then i am gonna get my makeup tattooed on and a giant tattoo of danzig on my back and i am gonna get sleeves and sleeves on my legs too and a face sleeve congratulations you are the most boring conversationalist ever

03-03-10

talking about tattoos youre going to get

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madame etranges house of avant garde girdles instead of forcing yourself into someone else's shape free yourself by forcing yourself into a unique shape all your own extra rolls michelin legs available in 3 4 or single boob styles look super fucked up whenever you want

03-02-10

if your gonna wear shapewear at least make it interesting

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i need your help girl a few weeks ago i went up to canada to go to the bars and i got pretty smashed and went home with a mountie i dont know why i did it well its too late to fight about it now brandi i need you to go to the clinic with meso i can get one of those international abortions

03-01-10

get one of them international abortions everyones talking about

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