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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
word of the day heybabies plural the part of your arm that wiggles when you wave hey baby at someone use it in a sentence i had to return that jacket it was too constricting on my heybabies
control the pet population have your cats converted to slippers squishy
the octotoddler this hand is for hitting the dog trying to touch poop touching hot stuff sticking fingers in outlets digging in purses throwing food blocking attempts at cleaning face spilling diet coke
hmm im bilingual curious because ive always wondered what it would be like to speak another language
missing dont do anything i wouldnt do name my self respect missing since 5/8/03 age 30 description 5 8 weightless cares if i look like an asshole car found 1991 subaru loyale at columbus international airport cash reward if found
you have one message first unplayed message beeeep bark bark bark bark bark
periodic table of smellements
i am very cool
so who do i have to bone to get some chapstick that doesnt make my lips worse
goodness is that a bit o honey i love bit o honey
stick it in
jump roll over play dead so help me once some animal comes along that listens a little better youre out of here
hey buddy hey buddy
okay which one of you jerks took my shell i know it was just here a minute ago give it back
i hope the tsa doesnt check me im full of dildos and mandrax
im sorry brontosaurus there is no such thing as you its okay im extinct anyway
raaarr gimme 41% of your income
cookie is full of win seriously if you dont shut the fuck up i am going to reach down your throat and pull your asshole out your mouth so you have an excuse for all the stupid shit that is always coming out of your face
nobody likes me
whew tgif huh
goodbye misanthrope week
holy shit it that paula abdul run over there so we can get a picture with her
why are you looking at me dont look at me hell is other people
then my iphone wasnt getting good reception so i couldnt call the travel agent to make spring break plans of course i have to miss that party next week because my professor wont give me an extension on that paper now my parents are giving me shit about how my brothers were halfway through law school by my age and im not even done with undergrad its bullshit wow it must be really hard i am sorry that white male priviledge isnt working out for you listen is you need a plan b you can be on tool academy and make 100K for running obstacle courses and treating your girlfriend like shit
you know im vegan and i only eat locally grown organic produce because its better for the environment oh yeah the environment i started eating people every kill is a carbon footprint gone forever one less car one less mouth to feed everyone wins you need an extra freezer to store the remains but its a small price to pay for good meat that is beneficial to the world plus every time i butcher some motherfucker that is one less motherfucker that is going to be driving erratically in front of me when i am trying to go to nordstrom
so they are trying to deny civil rights to guys block poor people from getting healthcare prevent africans from protecting themselves from aids protesting funerals killing doctors anything else im missing have i been wasting all of my time for the last 2000 years hell no theyre not my followers those motherfuckers obviously went rogue a long time ago
sarah palin going grogan an american tail
well shoot im supposed to make a list of people i dislike but i think it will be a lot faster to just write everyone welcome to misanthrope week
i hate laundry day im with stupid
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
