Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
pardon me
if i hear one more person complaining about how hard it is to be a white college educated employed north american i am going to dig out my eyeballs but not until i am done digging out all y'all's eyeballs first
who break in cave someone break in cave i tell you change rock you change rock no you no change rock
beep beep metalhead coming through
turdris
my eating habits are terrible
oui oui
i am vegan i only drink organic fruit and vegetable juices i havent had blood since i saw that cave crisis show back in 2000 people try to give me a hard time about it but look at these fangs obviously we evolved to have these fangs so we could use them to punch holes in the dirt to plant carrots
natalie dee
great youre finally here i saved you a seat
oh my god please let me die berry bear pick me up mistuh bayer i have to poop beryy bear berry bear berry bear pick me up too berry bear i want you to be my new dad instead of dumb randall oh my god let me die
oooh girl why dont you wiggle them flagella over here i am
oh no look black death i dont like the sound of that we should turn around and go back home until this blows over mister rats
you need to quit thinking so highly of yourself yeah i hate you but i hate everybody youre not special
i know baby i want to spend some quality time together too its just that my meatus hasnt reattached itself from last time
that hot guy came in to work again today he is so hot i cant stand it i see him and i just want to scream you do realize that dudes will fuck you right if you dont smell and you are average looking they will fuck you you know how many times ive tried to fuck a dude and hes declined zero why dont you go get rutty and when you come back we can talk about something interesting like project runway
awww i love you the only way i could be happier is if you had a graduate degree instead of a bachelors and you dressed better and you were taller and you had a lot of money and your bad didnt suck and also you had an accent but not an australian accent
i dont care what the order form says i ordered magenta flowers and these are clearly fuschia why would you think i would want fuschia flowers for my wedding do i look like some kind of whore this isnt for the love of ray j you ignorant bitch you need to get me my fucking magenta flower arrangements get your fat ass in the car and drive them down here in the next 7 minutes or i will see to it that you never arrange flowers in this town no this state ever again dont you know who my father is honey the flowers are fine lets just forget about it and go get married everyone is waiting fucking shut the fuck up brian nobody is fucking talking to you go get your heiniken and get out of my face i can handle this
thanks but it doesnt make up for giving me and all my friends chlamydia
everyone always said looks dont matter its whats inside that counts did i listen noooo i went for the hot guy and 50 years later he looks like every other 75 year old dude now i have to sit around and wait to die with the most boring shit in the tub in the whole world
when am i going to find my smug narcissistic worthless sack of shit who would rather play resident evil with his developmentally arrested misogynistic old dorm buddies than spend any time with me your wait is over babydoll its true love week
what a pretty baby thank you shes half wiener dog oh
i got feet
my name is michael caine
me too me too me too ok you first
hey baby nice spinnerets wanna check out my 9th leg
nooooo butt grease
new for spring 2010 the old stinky barrel wear it with those 700 dollar louboutins you bought last season you dumbass
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec