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Frequently Asked Questions! Here is a sampling of the kinds of e-mails I get on a regular basis. Read on. If you are thinking of e-mailing me, this can possibly save you some time. The only dumb question is one that has been asked 40,000 times. UH, HEY NATALIE DEE. I AM A HOT 14 YEAR OLD FROM ARKANSAS. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS UP OF YOURSELF ON YOUR PAGE. SEND ME A .JPG SO I CAN CHECK OUT YOUR FINE BOOTY. There are no photos of me on my page because my web page is not an attempt to find people who think I am cute. Also, I would prefer that people don't know what I look like unless I actually know them and they are my friends. Don't ask for a picture of me. I won't respond to your e-mail, and you're not gonna get a picture. CAN I USE YOUR IMAGES ON MY WEBSITE/MAKE T-SHIRTS WITH YOUR IMAGES? No. It is not like my images are so detailed and technical and fancy that they are beyond anything that anyone could ever do. They are DOODLES with DIRTY WORDS WRITTEN UNDERNEATH. I have faith that you can come up with your own drawings to put on your own projects. If you can't, it is not my place to help you outta that one. I am fine with images on websites IF you are not using my images exclusively (I have seen websites use just about everything of mine on them, from my desktop designs as the background to my pictures all over the place. That is just wrong) and if you give me credit and/or link to my site. WILL YOU MAKE ME A TSHIRT WITH (FILL IN THE BLANK) ON IT? I could make you a t-shirt with whatever you want on it. The thing is, you are gonna have to pay a commission fee, and buy at least 15 shirts. I am pretty sure you don't wanna do it, and I am pretty sure I don't want you selling my shirts and making a profit off of them, which is what you would do if you had 15 of the same t-shirts. WHAT IS YOUR AIM NAME? Uhhh... is that the electric chatterbox? I don't ever use that. I WANNA ASK NATALIE SOMETHING... The rules of Ask Natalie are as follows: Ask Natalie is updated whenever I have enough interesting questions to warrant an update. I will try to answer all questions, but if your question does not get answered within a few weeks it may be because: * It is evident that you are not 18 ("My mom won't let me go to the movies with this dude!") * You are trying to trick me into linking to your website. * There are a lot of similar questions being asked. I'm not going to tell 3 people to get their shit together and ask someone out in the same update. * It is a dumb question. ("My dog wants me to buy him a Big Wheel. Do I need to get him a helmet?") * You did not put ASK NATALIE in the subject line of your e-mail. If you don't do this, I have no way of knowing that your e-mail is supposed to be for the advice column. WHY IS YOUR WEBSITE "18+"? I know that a lot of my drawings and writing are not PG rated. Boners, f-bombs, poop all over... you get the picture. I know it is not appropriate for younger people, and I have had this called to my attention by your uptight moms. It's there so next time your freaky uptight mom e-mails me about being a horrible person, I can point that out and let her know that she is a horrible mom for not watching you a little better. Now, you can contact me at  with any questions
not answered above. AWESOME.
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