Natalie Dee archives (by month):
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bitter magazines sour salty/sweet sour Sensory regions of the tongue
nothing says "angry dad" like 10 inches of red glitter.
i'm makin' friends!!!
but it was a lost cause. no matter how much i begged & begged, lemmy kilmister would not let me have even one (in hindsight, i guess they were roman candles since they shot off like that) FLARE no! no! no no no! WAR PIG
i went to the appointment, and filled out tons of paperwork and argued my case to the guy with the road flares. as you can see from all these dittomasters, i do not have any road flares, and I really need some.
The thing about the road flares was that just one guy had any, and if you needed road flares, you had to make an appointment to beg for them. hello... i need to make an appointment to see about getting some road flares.
Since money was worthless, people started using road flares as currency. the road flares were pretty useful, cause you could use them for light, and to shoot spaceships out of the sky in addition to using them to pay your rent. I got two road flares, now i can get a hotpocket.
The world had ended! The economy had collapsed, money was completely worthless, and the aliens had begun their attack!
my next book will be about a fabulously wealthy singing ballerina who is more pretty than anyone! She will be carrying the child of her uncle who is really her dad, and having an affair with her brother. Then she will find out she's her own mother!
If i ever have a daughter, you better believe i am gonna embarrass the hell out of her. TAAMMMPONNS! LOOK! TAMPONS! HIGH SCHOOL UNIVERSITY AWESOME TEAM!
Why don't you go back to your mom's house until you have a little more to show me?
meemo
and then i kept saying NO DOGS!
winter spring summer fall
FUZZY WUZZY: half pillow, half what the fuck is that?
YES
All new!! the exciting new game DICE RACE! START FINISH Coming soon... EXTREME DICE RACE! with super-intense double-dice action! YES.
i'm a hobosexual
monkeys aren't that funny. I mean, they are cute and all, but the word 'monkey' does not transform whatever you are saying into something hilarious.
i would not drink that if i were you, unless you like drinking PEEEEEEE!
Clean your room! half shark alligator, half mom
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2003: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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