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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
TWO DAYS INTO MY LESSONS, LEARNING FRENCH IS ALREADY PAYING OFF. J'adore un petit chien bebe! S'il vous plait! ... oh for holy fucking shit...
What's that? Oh, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! lexapro is the bomb.
BITCHES DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU TELL THEM THEIR BBQ IS RIPPED OUT OF LAST MONTH'S HIPSTER HOMES AND GARDEN, EVEN IF THE ONLY REASON YOU NOTICED WAS THAT YOU READ THAT ONE, TOO. Your party is toally budget living!
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU SPENT PEEING TODAY? i do! thanks to overzealous middle management
Proof I am old: I went from wanting clothes and cds and a sack to wanting a dog and a station wagon and a washer & dryer. FUCKING SWEEEEET.
SUPPORT OUR WAR-BASED ECONOMY Hey, I'm not sure if all you bandwagon patriots have noticed or not, but all the ribbons in the world won't help shit. If you want to help the troops, give them something they want, like some armor for their vehicles or a fucking trip home. Slappin' a magnet on your gas-guzzling SUV in the middle of a war for oil just makes you look like a GIANT PRICK.
Whenever there is a new person at work who seems like they might be kinda cool, i turn into a crazed secret agent on a fact finding mission. Usually, the only fact i find is that they are all into jam bands and wicca. This is an envelope to make it look like I am working interdepartmentally rather than just snooping.
You look like a sea captain. What? What do you mean? You know, you look like "Ahoy!" Shut up!! No, its like you're the Gordon's fisherman! Okay. Shut up. When i first met you, i was all like, "If this dinghy's a-rockin', you better not try to get on the dinghy." NATALIE! I want to live in a lighthouse with you! I hate you.
I was sitting in one of those massage chairs in the mall when it suddenly struck me as very sad, like a dog inventing a machine that will pet him.
oh my god!! WHERE IS THE END?!?
Zombie Dog Show!
SADDEST CHRISTMAS EVER featuring Dog Statue Dog Stationary Dog Magnet Dog calendar NO DOG!
When I was a little kid, my art 'n' craft-phobic mom volunteered to bring a Christmas craft project in to my class, and show us how to do it. She had us all make Stars of David with pipe cleaners cause that was the only craft she could manage to not completely mess up.
OK, dear, you have had enough white zinfandel for the entire accounting department - Lets go home YOU'RE ALL PRIIIIIICKS!! drag...
i needed it so I could draw pictures and look at the internet better.
Sometimes dreams really do come true!!
Yeah, it was all right, there was a little bit of prestiditigation. You know, two in the uh-oh, one in the no-no.
What the fuck is going on? i dunno
There is a rumor about the owner of a local car dealership. They say he cheated on his wife & she caught him, so she tied him up, stuck a curling iron in his butt, and turned it on. It is a good story, but if it was true, I do not think she would still be in his commercials pretending to play guitar. ssss so help me, no more commercials for you.
Thank you, Victoria's Secret! I bought 2 bras and 4 pair of underwear for $116.00 and i got this horrible teeny purse full of your shitty cosmetics for FREE? HOT DAMN WHAT A FUCKING DEAL!!!
Christmas at my mom's house To: Natalie From: Shoes
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
