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Natalie Dee archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
Owwww! I'm sorry! I just put this thing in your cervix
how can i make Abu Ghraib equal profits for me? hmmm...
Charm pits
Tequila Reposado 1800 OK, mr. 1800, you may have cost me that game of trivial pursuit, but the battle is not over yet.
What's for dinner? Boats.
They never look happy Their claws suck. They will never try to save you. No Tricks They make your house fucking stink they don't want to play with you They kill babies floppy
warawr!
now that i've regained my eyesight, i'm gonna teach you how to bodyslam.
still pretty sedated my mom's dog had a big panic attack after my mom left him home to go to the beach. They ended up taking him to the hospital and getting him sedated and he hasn't been the same since.
miniature golf? more like miniature fucking whatever!
a vote for ralph nader is a vote for charles bronson. Charles Bronson vote for Ralph Nader, Charles Bronson I love you BRONSON
in Athens, Georgia, nobody will shut the fuck up about REM. rem! rem! i'm scott spillane! rem!
drive across it or dont. Texaaaas.. NO! DON'T!
when driving through New Mexico, you could take your car to the shop to see why the check engine light is on or you could buy a three-legged terra cotta pig to sit on the console so you don't notice the light's on at all.
hello Tijuana!
at roberto's butcher shop in chula vista, you can have the best prime rib in the world. Just ask Frank Sinata or one of those waitresses dressed like ice skaters. (glitter walls.)
in san carlos, you can eat some French food then hang out with Olive, the best weinerdog ever
Fuck the mountains.
in denver, you can get falling down drunk on one glass of white zinfandel
most cities in kansas are just highway exits that have a gas station that they changed into a porn store XXX
My vacation
Natalie Dee archives (by month):
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
