Q: why is your diaryland site called "dairyland"? /
did you know that you spelled "diaryland" wrong? /
(any other host of questions relating to dairyland.)
A: for some reason i got 40 trillion of these
questions since the last installment of ASK NATALIE.
so here goes:
DAIRYLAND is called DAIRYLAND because i wanted to call
it DAIRYLAND. i was not going to title my diaryland
site "DIARYLAND", because that would be like calling
your live journal site "LIVE JOURNAL", so it is not an
issue of me just spelling it wrong. if that was the
case, i would have changed it sometime in the last
year and a half or whatever.
in short, it is DAIRYLAND because it is my web diary
and i can call it whatever i want.
Q: what do you think of william hungs success?
A: when i first read this question, i almost just
deleted it, because i thought i did not know who
william hung is. then i harkened back to the break
room at work, and all those issues of US and PEOPLE
magazine they have laying around, and then i thought i
might just know who he is. if he is that chinese dude
who looks like he has down syndrome, then yes, i know
who he is. what do i think of his success? i think
it is pretty sweet that someone who looks like they
are retarded can be famous even though i have no idea
what they did to get famous.
Q: My question is about your influences when drawing
the "hatdog" cartoon.
I considered it a clean and funny cartoon without any
sexual references
whatsoever. My friend however had the audacity to
call me a perv for
putting a link to in on my aol away message. Although
i dont deny it, if i had
been going for something sexual i would have opted for
a dinosaur made our of
dildos yelling about the atkins diet. In my opinion,
hotdogs were never meant
to be related to penises they are just an efficient
method of packaging
processed pork by-product.
A: first off, randall, i am gonna clarify something
and say that the dinosaur is made of dildos AND
buttplugs.
allright. now, i have actually been thinking about
this very issue, since lately it seems i have been
into drawing hotdog-related things. at first, i
thought i was just drawing hot dogs. i enjoy a hotdog
now and again. lately, what with the wedding and all,
i have been having hotdog for more meals than ever
before, since they are so quick and easy to prepare,
and also delicious. (have you ever had a weiner wing?
mmmmm fabulous.)
BUT, when i stop and think for a moment longer, i
realize that a lot of the recurring themes in my
drawings (hotdogs, and weinerdogs, and snakes, and
mister tube, and the world trade center, all those
boners, etc etc) are a bit much to ignore. the fact
of the matter is, i just love cock. whenever you see
a drawing i did of something even remotely shaped like
a weiner, you better believe i drew it in homage to
WONDERFUL BONES. NATALIE + WEINER. 2GETHER 4EVER.
Q: what should I name my rock band?
A: the hotdogs
Q: should I wax my moustache?
A: personally, i cant even keep my hair brushed, so
worrying about waxing my upper lip seems kinda
unreasonable. then again, i don't have some monster
stache. so, if you have a big old moustache, wax it,
if not, don't.
Q: Last night, my friend drove me home from work,
normally my boyfriend
drives me home, but I decided to get a ride home from
my friend. I come home,
I go to bed, and well, my boyfriends shorts were half
off. I don't know why, cause he was sleeping so I
wasn't gonna wake him up, but doesn't that seem kind
of odd? What should I do? Should I ask him about it ?
or should I just leave it
alone?
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