Q: My favourite chocolate muffin has square chunks of
chocolate on top. How come they don't melt or become
misshapen when they're cooked? I guess the ones inside
keep their shape because they're surrounded by muffin,
but the ones on top - do they coat them in flour, or
are they just special magical chocolate chips
A: they are special and magical. it might have
something to do with the fact that the square chunks
of chocolate are usually darker chocolate, and dark
chocolate does not have as much fat in it, and
therefore would not be as apt to get all runny, and
the chunks inside are all surrounded by wetness that
gets all steamy in the cooking process, and that melts
them a little more. like dry heat vs. moist heat. if
you put a piece of meat in the oven uncovered it will
get tough and dry, but if you cook it in a pot with
broth or something wet, and keep it covered, the meat
will pretty much fall apart eventually. that is just
my hypothesis though. i really have no clue.
Q: Ok, so here goes. This one has me really stumped.
The other night was my girlfriends birthday, so she
had a party. But at the party she got kinda drunk and
was flirting with a friend of hers, who is also a
girl. I mean they were playing with each others boobs
and everything. It was awesome. But I had stuff to do
the next day and she wanted to stay so I left her
there. So then she stayed with her friend for the
following four days. I called her house and got to
talk with her but she really cold shouldered me and
was trying to avoid me. So I think my question is
this. Is she bisexual and if she is, how will it
affect my relationship with her? I mean of course I
automatically want to think the guy thing and start
planning threesomes. But uh, maybe that's cause I've
watched too much porn. I'm cool with her being
bisexual if she is, but how do I ask that without
seeming intrusive?
A: ohhh. dude. if she is messing around with a
chick at a party, and stays at the party after you
leave so she can continue to play around with said
chick after you leave, and THEN stays with the chick
for the next 4 days and gives you the cold shoulder
the whole time, things do not look to good for you.
it sounds like she digs the ladies and wants you to
have nothing to do with it.
giving you the gas face for four days while she goes
muff diving is not a threesome. it is your girlfriend
sleeping around on you. i would not be surprised if
you guys have broken up already.
Q: I have a really big head compared to the rest of
my body, it's quite obvious. I am not sure what
happened in my development but something went terribly
wrong. Anyway, the kids down at the skate board park
have started calling me "head and half", It really
hurts me and I am not sure what I can do about it, any
ideas?
A: come here, sit on aunt natalie's lap... don't
listen to the kids at the skate park, they are just
jealous. only awesome people have giant heads. i
have a big old head. my brother drew has a gigantic
head. a large percentage of famous people have big
heads. and look at sean na na! his head is bigger
than my head, your head, and drew's head put together.
i suggest you start swinging your big old head all
over the place. walk it down the street. point it at
people. they will love it. grow your hair out all
crazy so your head looks even bigger. so what if you
can't wear a baseball hat? NEITHER CAN ANYONE ELSE
THAT IS AWESOME. we should start a freaking club. if
your head circumference is smaller than 21 inches, YOU
ARE NOT INVITED.
then tell the guys at the skate park to suck on your
cock.
Q: Do girls really want a nice guy? I have done the
"nice guy" routine and have been shit on pretty bad;
three or four times. So I'm saying "fuck it" and now
I'm acting like a mean asshole.
So I guess my question is that "Do girls really like
the nice guy, or do they just want some Dawson's
Creek/Melrose Place type drama in their lives?" My
experience has been that they want the drama in
highschool and so far up to Junior year in college.
A: quit acting like a mean asshole. just be yourself
and eventually that will get some lady's pussy all wet
thinking about picking out furniture with you.
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