Q: you seem to be the creative type so maybe you can
help me with this...
my friend's birthday is coming up in a few weeks and
i have no idea what to get for her. she has
EVERYTHING. we've been
celebrating for so many years, i've run out of
birthday present ideas.
i don't want to get her a gift card to some
cafe/bookstore and i have
limited artistic abilities. perhaps you have a few
suggestions as to
what i should do?
A: i think that if you have been friends for so long,
there is nothing your
friend would like more than to hang out with you. i
think what you should do
is take her to the movies/to whatever bar you hang out
at/bowling/whatever it
is that you like to do, your treat. everyone likes to
go out and have fun with their
friends, especially if they are not gonna have to stop
at the ATM first.
Q: Is it gross that I have fantasies that Frodo and
Sam do it?
A: hmmm. i know that frodo is that lord of the rings
dude, but i have not seen any
of the movies or read the books, so i am just gonna
assume that sam is his side-kick or
something. frodo and sam, running through the woods,
fighting crime.
i am also gonna assume that sam is a dude.
is it gross that you fantasize about frodo and sam
fuckin'? no. i actually heard somewhere
that a lot of chicks like thinking about guys doing
each other or watching gay porn. it was something to
do with
how there is not any pressure for chicks to look all
hot and have flat abs and take a cum shot, mainly
because
the chick is not there at all. also, i think the
dudes are better looking or something. there was some
other reasons,
but i forgot what they were. i like gay porn cause
watching a guy gay-ass-fuck another dude is real novel.
is it gross that you fantasize about sci-fi characters
doing it? yes.
Q: (insert one of the 15 billion questions about the
"18+" here.)
A: okeedoke, i really thought i covered this already.
i mean, the FAQ is there so people can look and get
an
explanation about something, and therefore not e-mail
me about it. but i am gonna go over this one more
time
and just delete every single e-mail i get on the
subject from here on out.
there are many reasons that the site is 18+. the
first reason is that this is my website and i can do
anything i want.
i do not like thinking about kids looking at my
website. i am a full-fledged grownup, and if i wanted
to watch what i do for
a bunch of kids, i would have my own kid. i know that
the material on this site is often appropriate for
whoever, sometimes
it is very much not. do i realize that kids who are
15 or 16 see stuff ten times worse every day? yes,
but that is not my
problem. if i say it is cool for 16 year olds to be
here, then what is the difference if 15 year olds are
here? then what about
14 year olds? before you know it, the site will be
crawling with fucking 8 year olds, and they'll have my
site listed in fucking
yahooligans. the line has been drawn. i drew the
line at 18.
in addition, by making my site 18+....all the uptight
moms will leave me the hell alone....i will not have
to spend time answering
"ask natalie" questions about slow dancing with boys
or where to get your first bra...no kids will steal
their folks' credit cards to
buy paintings or buttons, then when their parents get
the bill they dispute charges and i get fucked out of
payment... i could go on,
but i think you get the point.
can i monitor the ages of people here? no, but
neither can the amazing ty. i can definitely tell who
is underage, though, by who
incessantly e-mails me to bitch about it.
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