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12-31-05 : i dont

12-30-05 : craparagus

12-29-05 : ladder of success

12-28-05 : whats for dinner

12-27-05 : so good

12-26-05 : surprise

12-25-05 : no ho ho

12-24-05 : mr pants

12-23-05 : may not have all flavors in stock

12-22-05 : this rabbit takes no shit

12-21-05 : one to ten

12-20-05 : remember puberty

12-19-05 : number one

12-18-05 : were all nerds

12-17-05 : bucket model

12-16-05 : check into teeth

12-15-05 : finally my inspiration is revealed

12-14-05 : flying sucks

12-13-05 : nooooooooooo

12-12-05 : sorry i dont touch green ones

12-11-05 : things are repetitive in the housewares department

12-10-05 : screwdrivers

12-09-05 : ice cream hat new for 2006

12-08-05 : mayonnaise

12-07-05 : merica

12-06-05 : have you seen goonies

12-05-05 : automatic snowman

12-04-05 : its still not funny

12-03-05 : wha what

12-02-05 : circle cats

12-01-05 : magic marker

11-30-05 : collection two

11-29-05 : the invasion

11-28-05 : i love you

11-27-05 : got a cold yall

11-26-05 : birdtime starting in 3 2 1

11-25-05 : impulse buy number 46377

11-24-05 : pea

11-23-05 : mmmmmmm

11-22-05 : tornado powers activate

11-21-05 : wintertime

11-20-05 : pack up your desk forehead

11-19-05 : like farts

11-18-05 : on the phone

11-17-05 : not that good at yoga

11-16-05 : what what

11-15-05 : for those about to mep

11-14-05 : creative tipping made easy

11-13-05 : dont tell drew

11-12-05 : no no no no

11-11-05 : relax guys its a different panda

11-10-05 : what kind of old ladies are we gonna make

11-09-05 : multiple choice

11-08-05 : brought to you by cactus

11-07-05 : pay attention

11-06-05 : im not going to you cant make me

11-05-05 : fattyfatty

11-04-05 : yer just mad you dont get it

11-03-05 : maybe you shouldnt kill it

11-02-05 : yay presents

11-01-05 : mens fashion

10-31-05 : owl pelican chicken

10-30-05 : queen hornet

10-29-05 : CREAM

10-28-05 : drumming

10-27-05 : magic lamp

10-26-05 : i said what

10-25-05 : did you know

10-24-05 : coffee is the shit dude

10-23-05 : venn diagram

10-22-05 : not so good at lawn care

10-21-05 : gettin all montel williams up in the hizzy

10-20-05 : nobody does

10-19-05 : AKA excuse me i have to use the restroom

10-18-05 : beer pouch

10-17-05 : dog ideas are never good ideas

10-16-05 : thunk

10-15-05 : rabbits lifespans are shorter than ours

10-14-05 : totally dumb

10-13-05 : joy of funemployment

10-12-05 : stay alternate version

10-11-05 : stay

10-10-05 : the biggest one

10-09-05 : giraffe necks

10-08-05 : now youve gone and made her mad

10-07-05 : the cussing hour

10-06-05 : south america

10-05-05 : millions of fat cops

10-04-05 : greaseracer

10-03-05 : hamburgersus

10-02-05 : ghosts

10-01-05 : waiting to happen

09-30-05 : welcome sharks

09-29-05 : calling off worker bee

09-28-05 : what the dog wants for dinner

09-27-05 : wish granting

09-26-05 : tight

09-25-05 : todays lesson

09-24-05 : dangit

09-23-05 : life of frogs

09-22-05 : im a research scientist

09-21-05 : coin collecting

09-20-05 : chickens cant spell

09-19-05 : blob

09-18-05 : way better

09-17-05 : uh yeah you do dude

09-16-05 : poison cupcakes

09-15-05 : saddest drawing ever

09-14-05 : there is no loch ness monster

09-13-05 : now available in bite size

09-12-05 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

09-11-05 : makin butterflies

09-10-05 : its a worm get it

09-09-05 : hello there

09-08-05 : eat some ok

09-07-05 : we will see who plants tomatos next year

09-06-05 : sorry wrong number

09-05-05 : natalie vs spacenatalie

09-04-05 : nintendogs

09-03-05 : m fer

09-02-05 : duh

09-01-05 : more avant garde plastic surgery

08-31-05 : mr stegosaurus

08-30-05 : lets go

08-29-05 : snowman on the mic 1 2 1 2

08-28-05 : even you well maybe not

08-27-05 : hornet says nooooooo

08-26-05 : leg nightmare

08-25-05 : answer the question dick

08-24-05 : fronts n trends

08-23-05 : minibabies

08-22-05 : spiderhead

08-21-05 : whales

08-20-05 : they dont have arms

08-19-05 : tuna plus unicorn

08-18-05 : selling a 1996 hyundai elantra

08-17-05 : clouds

08-16-05 : dildobot

08-15-05 : i am so lucky

08-14-05 : underwear mishap

08-13-05 : the discovery of fire

08-12-05 : admit it

08-11-05 : cable ace award

08-10-05 : cat class

08-09-05 : metal vocalist lesson

08-08-05 : i love it

08-07-05 : great moments in literature

08-06-05 : do it

08-05-05 : buzzzzz

08-04-05 : cupcake

08-03-05 : computertime

08-02-05 : we are still friends

08-01-05 : the jeez

07-31-05 : reverse direction

07-30-05 : suggested tattoo for my husband

07-29-05 : duckboat captain

07-28-05 : lookin like an acid casualty

07-27-05 : the virg

07-26-05 : thank you

07-25-05 : thats one fine one

07-24-05 : trampoline

07-23-05 : number one

07-22-05 : taste in music

07-21-05 : what happened to the dinosaurs

07-20-05 : terror in the heartland

07-19-05 : snake terror

07-18-05 : ripped

07-17-05 : jellofish

07-16-05 : driedfish

07-15-05 : rabbit

07-14-05 : ping

07-13-05 : miracle of life

07-12-05 : married to snakes

07-11-05 : past life 20000 BC

07-10-05 : rock rock on

07-09-05 : designer dog

07-08-05 : boats are for friends

07-07-05 : adventures of dinosaur vice principal

07-06-05 : hello internet

07-05-05 : wetjet

07-04-05 : wasp vs hornet

07-03-05 : totally ripped

07-02-05 : morning flavored dots

07-01-05 : make it happen

06-30-05 : lunch

06-29-05 : im a doctor now

06-28-05 : houses

06-27-05 : haunted

06-26-05 : awesome

06-25-05 : gin

06-24-05 : ferrets are gross

06-23-05 : dont make me shoot

06-22-05 : blargraaawr

06-21-05 : zombiesex

06-20-05 : worst pet ever

06-19-05 : penises

06-18-05 : flying dude

06-17-05 : underwater unicorn

06-16-05 : i got it

06-15-05 : math

06-14-05 : ok i love sandwiches

06-13-05 : the elusive borgasm

06-12-05 : merdog

06-11-05 : hey whale

06-10-05 : no pets

06-09-05 : bigfootologist

06-08-05 : flappy the mail checking bird

06-07-05 : husband apparently digs daylight savings

06-06-05 : hey i have 16 dollars

06-05-05 : quit lookin at my hole

06-04-05 : mep

06-03-05 : pretty asshole

06-02-05 : porcupine

06-01-05 : mughead

05-31-05 : interested in poop

05-30-05 : dishwasher

05-29-05 : erotic adventures

05-28-05 : another one please

05-27-05 : in my cooch

05-26-05 : history of boats pt 1

05-25-05 : bananadog

05-24-05 : muscletime

05-23-05 : nice as boats

05-22-05 : scientific sample

05-21-05 : no dont eat it

05-20-05 : ohio

05-19-05 : cheech

05-18-05 : bigfoot beneath the sea

05-17-05 : no youre not

05-16-05 : greenie

05-15-05 : no cookies

05-14-05 : number9attaq

05-13-05 : a visit with sadistic vet

05-12-05 : circus trick

05-11-05 : tough

05-10-05 : romance

05-09-05 : fight to the death

05-06-05 : bear danger

05-05-05 : complex

05-04-05 : anteater

05-03-05 : bigfoot romantic comedy

05-02-05 : ride it

04-29-05 : lipstick

04-28-05 : i hate talking on the phone

04-27-05 : dot webbernet

04-26-05 : stupid ohio

04-25-05 : swatch

04-22-05 : mystical secret

04-21-05 : fuck yeah i do

04-20-05 : bigfoot beneath the sea

04-19-05 : anal glanded

04-18-05 : hi there

04-15-05 : doubledog

04-14-05 : wet

04-13-05 : dog toy cemetary

04-12-05 : cell phone

04-11-05 : dogpersonals

04-08-05 : lets talk about bigfoot

04-07-05 : dirty bomb

04-06-05 : america is awesome

04-05-05 : coffee shop shirt

04-04-05 : butthole

04-01-05 : week 4

03-31-05 : balloon animals dont look like animals

03-30-05 : mermaid salute

03-29-05 : model

03-28-05 : i quit

03-25-05 : alton brown

03-24-05 : modern american sexuality

03-23-05 : i already have one thanks

03-22-05 : little boat

03-21-05 : cage fight

03-18-05 : invented this in my sleep

03-17-05 : i call him carroty

03-16-05 : 29 minutes

03-15-05 : its ok just blow it off

03-14-05 : successory

03-11-05 : wintery mix

03-10-05 : dates

03-09-05 : just scat

03-08-05 : no job

03-07-05 : like poop tracking

03-04-05 : bad math

03-03-05 : zits

03-02-05 : turtleturtle

03-01-05 : boat

02-28-05 : clammed

02-25-05 : girlfriends booty

02-24-05 : and so a new chapter begins

02-23-05 : your mom

02-22-05 : someone needs a haircut

02-21-05 : knockknock

02-18-05 : no talking

02-17-05 : french

02-16-05 : scarfin around

02-15-05 : fulfilling my civic duty

02-14-05 : charles

02-11-05 : happy merry

02-10-05 : nasonex

02-09-05 : TEABAGGED

02-08-05 : message from god

02-07-05 : introducing charles

02-04-05 : recumbant biking for suckers

02-03-05 : real life bears

02-02-05 : hello livejournals

02-01-05 : n is for nutz

01-31-05 : petit chien

01-28-05 : the bomb

01-27-05 : budgetliving

01-26-05 : i spent 40 minutes

01-25-05 : yesssssssssssss

01-24-05 : ribbon based economy

01-21-05 : fact finding mission

01-20-05 : ahoy old husband

01-19-05 : massage chair

01-18-05 : i can never find the yarn end

01-17-05 : zombie dog show

01-14-05 : so sad

01-13-05 : craft time with my mom

01-12-05 : the 2003 xmas party incident

01-11-05 : why i needed a g5

01-10-05 : dreams

01-07-05 : a recap of my hot date

01-06-05 : taiko drum master

01-05-05 : probably not true

01-04-05 : wheeling and fucking dealing

01-03-05 : christmas




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